Canuckistanian Dictionary

I have compiled this rudimentary Canuckistanian Dictionary, so that you may also follow the teachings of The One True Canuckistanian.

Schmoo Any liquid, be it hydrophillic or hydrophobic, homogeneous or pasteurized, that has a viscosity between that of Canuckistanian Beaver Semen at one hour after ejaculation ( 9.35 +/- 0.99 centipoise ) and Canuckistanian Maple Syrup (175 +/- 25 centipoises).
  1. To move, either orthogonally, laterally or radially, or any combination of the aforementioned.
  2. To let pixies pass through the wires of a contrivance.
See also "Pixies".
Pixies Small, usually obedient particles that are expected to form lines inside wires to make contrivances chooch. Se also: "Chooch", "Angry Pixies".
Angry Pixies Pixies that for some reason are no longer obedient, and may for no reason at all step out of line. Se also: "Pixies".
Bumblefuckery An activity that may result in a contrivance stopping to chooch. See also "Pop fart and give up the ghost".
(The room formerly known as) wife's sowing A traditional in-home style Canuckistanian man-cave. Dedicated to learning from books and staying in front of the screen with the occational work with brain boxes. Tempered at around 23 Dungrees.
(The) shop A traditional out-of-home style Canuckistanian man-cave. Dedicated to performing bumblefuckery with the bridgeport. Tempered at around 15 Dungrees.
(The) bridgeport An age old contrivance for manually and forcefully opening snail-mail, cracking plexiglass, bending and annealing end-mills and making vodka glasses from sheets of copper.
(The) screen Special purpose contrivance that allows Canuckistanians to learn stuff from the interwebs and youtubes.
Keep your dick in a vise Have a nice day. See also "Keep your stick on the ice".
Brainbox A contrivance dedicated to the controlled conversion of pixies into angry pixies, thereby making one or more other contrivances chooch.
Sexpert Dumb fuck.
Enginerd Engineer
Stupidvisor Supervisor
Frankenstein Unit of measure for temperature.
  • 1 °Dungree = ( °Frankenstein - 32) × 5/9
  • 1 °Frankenstein = °Dungree × 9/5 + 32
Se also: "Dungrees"
Dungrees Unit of measure for temperature.
  • 1 °Dungree = ( °Frankenstein - 32) × 5/9
  • 1 °Frankenstein = °Dungree × 9/5 + 32
Se also: "Frankenstein"
Vijeo Sequence of images displayed in rapid succession with accompanying audio.
Wank overload An event where too much wank happened.
Cromulent Important
Redonculous Ridiculous
Jelly 4 ur Jam Bang for your buck
Bifocals Glasses
Canuckistan The land of the polar beers.
(Canuckistanian) Copeks Primary unit of wealth in Canuckistan. See also "(Canuckistanian) Pesos".
(Canuckistanian) Pesos Secondary unit of wealth in Canuckistan. See also "(Canuckistanian) Copeks".
Scientician Learned Canuckistanian.
Scienticious Actions carried out exclusively by learned Canuckistanian. See also "Scientician".
Yada yada yada I don't feel like elaborating now.
It's the cicle of life At this very moment, I am having an epiphany.
Dog bless the nanny state Idiomatic exclamation of pure satisfaction equivalent to "God bless the government of Canuckistan for looking after its citizens"!
Pop fart and give up the ghost To stop chooching.
Flogg it like a Rented mule To start chooching.
Son of a diddely Mild expression of disappointment.
Safety squint engaged Eyes squinting momentyarily to avoid damage. See also "Bifocals".
Fantabulous Mild expression of approval.
Scokum Of right Canuckistanian quality.
Keep your stick on the ice Good day. See also "Keep your dick in a vise".
Rippums Rotations Per Minute.
Meat hook abortion Contrivance of unknown or non-Canuckistanian origin. See also "Chinesium".
Chees grade Of considerable softness.
Bob's your auntie Let's try this.
The sharpest bowling ball in the shed Round Contrivance typically kept by land owners of Canuckistan in out-door sheds. Used for measuring relative mental capacity.

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