Canuckistanian Dictionary

I have compiled this rudimentary Canuckistanian Dictionary, so that you may also follow the teachings of The One True Canuckistanian.

Schmoo	Any liquid, be it hydrophillic or hydrophobic, homogeneous or pasteurized, that has a viscosity between that of Canuckistanian Beaver Semen at one hour after ejaculation ( 9.35 +/- 0.99 centipoise ) and Canuckistanian Maple Syrup (175 +/- 25 centipoises).
Chooch	To move, either orthogonally, laterally or radially, or any combination of the aforementioned. To let pixies pass through the wires of a contrivance. See also "Pixies".
Pixies	Small, usually obedient particles that are expected to form lines inside wires to make contrivances chooch. Se also: "Chooch", "Angry Pixies".
Angry Pixies	Pixies that for some reason are no longer obedient, and may for no reason at all step out of line. Se also: "Pixies".
Bumblefuckery	An activity that may result in a contrivance stopping to chooch. See also "Pop fart and give up the ghost".
(The room formerly known as) wife's sowing	A traditional in-home style Canuckistanian man-cave. Dedicated to learning from books and staying in front of the screen with the occational work with brain boxes. Tempered at around 23 Dungrees.
(The) shop	A traditional out-of-home style Canuckistanian man-cave. Dedicated to performing bumblefuckery with the bridgeport. Tempered at around 15 Dungrees.
(The) bridgeport	An age old contrivance for manually and forcefully opening snail-mail, cracking plexiglass, bending and annealing end-mills and making vodka glasses from sheets of copper.
(The) screen	Special purpose contrivance that allows Canuckistanians to learn stuff from the interwebs and youtubes.
Keep your dick in a vise	Have a nice day. See also "Keep your stick on the ice".
Brainbox	A contrivance dedicated to the controlled conversion of pixies into angry pixies, thereby making one or more other contrivances chooch.
Sexpert	Dumb fuck.
Enginerd	Engineer
Stupidvisor	Supervisor
Frankenstein	Unit of measure for temperature. 1 °Dungree = ( °Frankenstein - 32) × 5/9 1 °Frankenstein = °Dungree × 9/5 + 32 Se also: "Dungrees"
Dungrees	Unit of measure for temperature. 1 °Dungree = ( °Frankenstein - 32) × 5/9 1 °Frankenstein = °Dungree × 9/5 + 32 Se also: "Frankenstein"
Vijeo	Sequence of images displayed in rapid succession with accompanying audio.
Wank overload	An event where too much wank happened.
Cromulent	Important
Redonculous	Ridiculous
Jelly 4 ur Jam	Bang for your buck
Bifocals	Glasses
Canuckistan	The land of the polar beers.
(Canuckistanian) Copeks	Primary unit of wealth in Canuckistan. See also "(Canuckistanian) Pesos".
(Canuckistanian) Pesos	Secondary unit of wealth in Canuckistan. See also "(Canuckistanian) Copeks".
Scientician	Learned Canuckistanian.
Scienticious	Actions carried out exclusively by learned Canuckistanian. See also "Scientician".
Yada yada yada	I don't feel like elaborating now.
It's the cicle of life	At this very moment, I am having an epiphany.
Dog bless the nanny state	Idiomatic exclamation of pure satisfaction equivalent to "God bless the government of Canuckistan for looking after its citizens"!
Pop fart and give up the ghost	To stop chooching.
Flogg it like a Rented mule	To start chooching.
Son of a diddely	Mild expression of disappointment.
Safety squint engaged	Eyes squinting momentyarily to avoid damage. See also "Bifocals".
Fantabulous	Mild expression of approval.
Scokum	Of right Canuckistanian quality.
Keep your stick on the ice	Good day. See also "Keep your dick in a vise".
Rippums	Rotations Per Minute.
Meat hook abortion	Contrivance of unknown or non-Canuckistanian origin. See also "Chinesium".
Chees grade	Of considerable softness.
Bob's your auntie	Let's try this.
The sharpest bowling ball in the shed	Round Contrivance typically kept by land owners of Canuckistan in out-door sheds. Used for measuring relative mental capacity.